Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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