I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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