Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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