i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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