Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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