oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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