btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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