But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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