how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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