It's like a parade of train wrecks.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
