bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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