I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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