I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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