there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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