i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
this boner is exhausting
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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