I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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