and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
