just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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