READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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