dude i'm inner monologue high
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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