i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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