singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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