College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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