So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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