I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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