Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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