everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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