so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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