Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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