I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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