went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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