I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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