She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
