Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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