I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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