if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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