Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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