Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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