"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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