I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
