so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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