i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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