did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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