you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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