just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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