so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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