On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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