i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
only you would photoshop your dick
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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