All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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