So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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