i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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